if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?
What’s worse is when the writers WANT to and the company won’t LET them
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”