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palmist:

How to get a bikini body

Step 1: Have a body

Step 2: Put on a bikini

FUCK WHAT SOCIETY THINKS YOU’RE A HOT BITCH

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants

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